09.03.01
Действующие лица: @Prayver, @Catilina, @|e|rror, @Lurka
Место действия: канал #MOCKBA, IRCnet


Session Start: Fri Mar 09 00:00:00 2001


[02:44:00] <|e|rror> tam toka diskety
[02:44:34] <Prayver> хм , а что на дискете
[02:44:34] <|e|rror> s virusami
[02:45:20] * |e|rror natjanul prezervativ na disketu i zapihnul ee v diskovod
[02:48:30] <Catilina> kak vliyaet latex na magnitny sloi????
[02:49:11] <Prayver> latex propityvaet sloy
[02:49:15] <|e|rror> latex? eto smola vrode
[02:49:36] * Catilina zavtra natyanet prezervativ na magnit, kotorym zapiski na holodil'nik primagnichivayutsya
[02:49:54] <|e|rror> nikak ne povlijaet :)
[02:50:07] <Catilina> Latex eto ne vrode, error - latex - eto to, iz chego rezinku number two sdelany
[02:50:18] <|e|rror> huj huj
[02:50:21] <Prayver> магниту будут не страшны вирусы
[02:50:44] <Prayver> если холодильник работает под виндовьсь
[02:50:46] <|e|rror> rezinki No.2 obrabotani latexom, a ne sdelani iz nego
[02:51:13] <Catilina> error: hmhm... deshevkoi plastikovoi pol'zuesh'sya???
[02:51:30] <|e|rror> uchite matchast`, lady
[02:51:43] * Catilina vspomnila chto-to pro elektroizolyatory iz fiziki za 7j klass
[02:52:12] <Catilina> error: u menya tut 100 % Latex napisano na sosedskih....
[02:52:20] <|e|rror> a prichem zdes` elektroizoljatori i magnitnoe pole?
[02:52:27] <|e|rror> hera se
[02:52:35] <|e|rror> vrut bezbozhno
[02:52:39] <Catilina> error: a vot imenno eto menya i interesuet...
[02:52:56] <|e|rror> Catilina nichego en budet
[02:53:25] <|e|rror> a vot 100% latex nestabilen, emu nuzhna svjazka, chtob formu ne terjat` :)
[02:53:44] <|e|rror> tak chto vrut
[02:53:54] <Catilina> a polimerizaciya????
[02:54:09] <Catilina> tam vse puchkom.. klubkom vrode derzhitsya
[02:54:19] <|e|rror> :))))
[02:54:27] <Prayver> вы чего в школе учились что-ли
[02:54:36] <|e|rror> mde..
[02:54:46] <Prayver> ;)))
[02:54:49] * |e|rror ne nashel prezervativov u sebja doma
[02:55:04] <|e|rror> sosedi potirili :\
[02:55:15] <Prayver> сходи забери
[02:55:30] <|e|rror> ili po pjani my iz nih shariki delali?
[02:55:46] <|e|rror> ischezli :(
[02:55:56] <|e|rror> sxodi..
[02:56:05] <|e|rror> sosedi svalili, tvari
[02:56:32] <Prayver> ты теперь один маешься
[02:56:39] <|e|rror> ugu
[02:56:47] <|e|rror> dazh vipit` ne s kem
[02:56:53] <Catilina> error: hmhm.. latex i kauchuk vrode eti... ne duroplasty i ne termoplasty, a kak ih.. elastomery
[02:57:12] <|e|rror> Catilina takih podrobnostei ja ne znaju
[02:57:14] <Catilina> sami rastygivayutsya, i chem bol'she treniya i temperatury, tem luchshe ;)))
[02:57:34] <|e|rror> ja eta... bolshe fizhimiju izuchal :)
[02:57:54] *** Joins: MIXFAN (kukareku@213.59.222.103)
[02:58:01] <Catilina> nu togda rasskazhi mne pro prezervativ na magnitnom sloe... ;((
[02:58:04] <|e|rror> s organikoi eshe v shkole zavjazal
[02:58:10] <Catilina> a to menya muchaet konkretno
[02:58:19] <|e|rror> i rasskazhu
[02:58:30] <|e|rror> !
[02:58:37] <Catilina> seychas sosedskiy diskovod isporchu v empiricheskih celyah ;((
[02:58:56] <Prayver> луче покажи
[02:59:24] <|e|rror> deistvie magnita osnovano na tom, chto sushestvuet magnitnaja indukcija
[02:59:52] <|e|rror> vektora vihodjat iz otricatelnogo polusa i vhodjat v polozhitelniy
[02:59:59] * Catilina pomnit pro nimby tipa svyatyh pod magnitnoi podkovoi
[03:00:15] <Catilina> no s preservativom nam ne risovali ;((
[03:00:20] * |e|rror ne pomnit :)
[03:00:48] <|e|rror> tak vot, prezervativ ne mozhet ekranirovat` magnitnoe pole
[03:00:59] <KOMAP_off> Гыыыыыыыыыы
[03:01:02] * Catilina ni k selu ni k gorodu vspomnila dazhe polevoi transistor s poperechnym polem kakim-to...
[03:01:15] *** KOMAP_off changes topic to '<|e|rror> tak vot, prezervativ ne mozhet ekranirovat` magnitnoe pole'
[03:01:16] *** poteryan changes topic to '15-00 10 марта м Краснопреснеская от слова Counter Strike /www.okclub.ru/'
[03:01:23] <KOMAP_off> блин ..
[03:01:23] <|e|rror> tolko esli on budet ochen` ochen` tolstiy
[03:01:31] <KOMAP_off> такой топик поставить не дали!!!
[03:01:47] <|e|rror> KOMAP zapishi ;)
[03:02:46] <|e|rror> esli prezervativ ochen` ochen` tolstiy i mozhet.... kak by virazitsa....
[03:03:03] * Catilina zavtra zhe poidet na svalku avtomobiley i prisobachit mezhdu elektromagnitnym kranom i kuzovom utilizuemogo avtomobilya avtopokryshku
[03:03:47] <|e|rror> v obshem ego tolshina bolshe, chem to rasstojanie, na kotorom effektivno deistvuet magnitnoe pole
[03:03:59] <Catilina> emm.. a kstati - na elektromagnity preservativ vliyaet???
[03:04:15] <Catilina> esli uzh rezina - isolyator?
[03:04:23] <|e|rror> ja dumaju vlijaet :)
[03:04:32] <|e|rror> nene
[03:04:59] <|e|rror> esli etu rezinu vkljuchit` v cep` posledovatelno - togda vlijaet
[03:05:16] <Catilina> LOL! Rezistorom? ;)
[03:05:30] <|e|rror> a tak prosto elektromagnit stanet skolzkim :)
[03:05:38] <|e|rror> aga :)))
[03:06:23] <|e|rror> izoljator mozhno prinjat` za rezistor, soprotivlenie kotorogo stremitsa k beskonechnosti :)
[03:07:03] <|e|rror> btw esli v cep` podat` bolshoe naprjazhenie, to izoljator ne pomozhet
[03:07:04] <Catilina> esli parallel'no - to zhdi novyh lampochek v cepi aki elochnoi girlyandy...
[03:07:51] <Catilina> hmmm... tipa porvetsya prezervativ....
[03:07:59] <|e|rror> tipa togo
[03:08:03] <Catilina> A govorite - organiku ne uchili ;))
[03:08:13] <|e|rror> ;)))
[03:08:36] * |e|rror reshil ispech jablok v mikrovolnovke
[03:09:04] <Catilina> Ty tam esce yaqca vsmyatku svari...
[03:09:09] <Catilina> yaica
[03:09:11] <|e|rror> nu nafik
[03:09:16] <|e|rror> uzhe proboval
[03:09:28] <|e|rror> chut` ne razneslo
[03:09:43] <JunglBell> luchshe jaichnicu s bekonom v kastrjule
[03:09:45] <|e|rror> oni tam _vzryvajuta_
[03:09:59] <|e|rror> _vzryvajutsa_
[03:10:13] <JunglBell> strasti kakie
[03:10:16] <Catilina> error: dlya pushego effekta nado bylo na tarelochke s zolotym uzorom...
[03:10:34] <|e|rror> ja potom celiy den` hodil s dergajushimsa vekom
[03:10:34] <YTKA_> :)
[03:10:35] <Catilina> ili v lyuminievoi skovorodke ;)
[03:10:40] <JunglBell> Catilina: ne sovetuj pakostej cheloveku )))
[03:10:51] <|e|rror> :P
[03:11:16] <|e|rror> v lyuminievoi skovorodke effekt nebolshoi
[03:11:28] <|e|rror> prosto duga mozhet proskochit`
[03:11:45] <Catilina> Jung: ni hrena vy ne ponimaete v empiricheskih metodah.. My zavtra budem voobshe magnity na hui v preservativy veshat' i probovat' krainey plot'yu disketki chitat'
[03:11:54] <|e|rror> pri etom mikrovolnovka ne podprigivaet i ushi ne zakladivaet :)
[03:11:56] * Catilina pardonitsya za naturalizm
[03:12:00] <JunglBell> Err, tebe speceffektov v etoj zhizni ,alo?
[03:12:24] <JunglBell> Catilina: a xuj potom vstavat' budet?
[03:12:39] * JunglBell pardonicca za utochnenie
[03:12:41] <|e|rror> JB on potom lozhitsa ne budet ;))
[03:12:44] <JunglBell> epta
[03:12:47] <JunglBell> change nick chelja
[03:12:51] *** JunglBell is now known as Lurka
[03:13:00] * Habbagaba is playing Кино - Спокойная ночь
[03:13:04] <Lurka> Err, "zdrastvujte devushka"? "))
[03:13:14] <|e|rror> ahmm
[03:13:20] <Catilina> Jung: nu eto budet zaviset' ot togo, gde my magnit stashim
[03:17:53] <Catilina> error: ty mne tochnye dannye po magnitam davai i tolscine reziny ;)))
[03:17:58] <|e|rror> btw individ ili individuum?
[03:18:18] <|e|rror> Catilina ja spravochnik po dannoi teme propil :(
[03:18:31] <Lurka> Catilina: esli ne sekret - a xuj to chej?
[03:18:36] <Lurka> kto smelij takoj?
[03:18:42] <Catilina> individuum - togo.. stascili u dyadi Siegmund Freud
[03:18:57] <|e|rror> t.e. iznachalno individ?
[03:19:00] <Catilina> i poehalo
[03:19:05] <Catilina> po-russki - da
[03:19:10] <|e|rror> eka
[03:19:10] <Catilina> po-latyni - net
[03:19:28] <|e|rror> kak zhe vse zaputano
[03:19:37] <Catilina> Lurka: u nas poka zayavki prinimayutsya... Na konkursnoi osnove.. Verbui sosedei ;))
[03:20:16] <|e|rror> da kstati, empiricheskie zavisimosti na osnove rezultatov odnogo opyta poluchit` nevozmozhno
[03:20:20] <Catilina> zaodno uznaesh', u kogo - chego...
[03:20:46] <Catilina> dyk.. My budem vystraivat' opytnye ryada.. Iz lurkinyh sosedei
[03:20:51] <Catilina> ryady
[03:20:54] <|e|rror> hmm, nado dengi iskat`
[03:21:06] <Lurka> Catilina: ?
[03:21:20] <Lurka> ne
[03:21:24] <Catilina> Nene... Skazhem prihodit' so svoimi magnitami i sredstvami predohraneniya
[03:21:27] <Lurka> ja sosedej svoix ljublju
[03:21:34] <Lurka> ne otdam ix na opiti
[03:21:52] <|e|rror> nado zakupat` prezervativy, magnity, izmeritelnie prisposoblenija i pribory, apparaturu, chtoby kontrolirovat` tochnost` izmereniy
[03:22:09] <Lurka> yyyyyyyyyyy
[03:22:15] <Lurka> sponsora nado togda iskat'
[03:22:21] <|e|rror> pervie dva punkta vicherknul
[03:22:23] <Lurka> na glazok takie dela ne izmerjajutsja
[03:22:32] <Lurka> pogreshnost' bol'shaja
[03:22:45] <Catilina> Ehh.. Rushitsya experiment iz-za lyubvi Lurki k brat'yam-krolikam i errora - k precizionnoi figne ;(
[03:23:23] <|e|rror> a kontrolnaja apparatura samaja dorogaja budet :P
[03:23:44] <Catilina> Pridetsya brat' bomzhei i tem, kto s tonkoi rezinkoi pridet gir'ki podveshivat' dopolnitel'nye
[03:23:49] <Lurka> kontrol' za chem smotrja
[03:24:10] <Lurka> gir'ki pridecca pizdit' na rinke
[03:24:13] <|e|rror> za sredstvami izmereniy
[03:24:14] <Lurka> a eto uzhe stat'ja
[03:24:23] <Lurka> a bomzhi vonjajut
[03:24:28] <|e|rror> na rinke oni ne etalonnie
[03:24:28] <Lurka> fi
[03:24:30] <Lurka> s nimi protivno workat' budet
[03:24:45] <Catilina> LURKA! A to trupy v morge ne vonyayut!
[03:25:07] <Lurka> Err, na bezrib'e - sam znaesh' - i raka viebesh'
[03:25:10] <Catilina> Ne byt' Lurke patologoanatomom...:(
[03:25:20] <|e|rror> hm
[03:25:25] <Lurka> Catilina: zaformalinennie i morozhenie pervie pol chasa experimenta - ne vonjajut
[03:25:34] <Lurka> Catilina: ne byt'
[03:25:35] <|e|rror> s bomzhami djm horosho spravitsa :)
[03:25:41] <Lurka> u menja njux ochen' nezhnij
[03:25:58] <Lurka> Err, a vdrug oni s nim?
[03:26:20] <|e|rror> net
[03:26:29] <Lurka> xotja tada na djm potreniruemsja...

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